Let’s face it – Disney movies aren’t just for idiot children. They’re also for pathetic adults who refuse to grow up, people who appreciate racist stereotypes and perverts who like oddly sexy animals.
But if you know where to look, you’ll find that erotic deer are just the tip of a dirty iceberg. It turns out those Disney artists had some very inappropriate messages they wanted to share. Here are the best 6!
1. The Lion King
When Mufasa is teaching Simba about life and death on the clifftop, look up at the sky. The twinkling stars very clearly spell out ‘SEND NUDES’.
2. Beauty And The Beast
Gaston is perhaps the Disney character most likely to fly into a steroid rage and batter his own parents to death. But in this scene, he’s not the only one who’s on the gear. The deer on the wall behind him can clearly be seen smoking a seriously dank reefer.
You may have seen this one before – yes, the little wooden boy has ‘COCK’ written on his shoes. But if you lean a little closer, you’ll see that Pinocchio is in fact talking to Chad Kroeger, lead singer of Nickelback.
4. Robin Hood
As Robin and Marian ride off into the happily ever after, it’s alarmingly clear their love for each other is built on a shared belief that 9/11 was an inside job.
Pokey-honters is singing about love or loneliness or race relations in the woods. But what’s that in the distance? That’s right, it’s the then Pope, John Paul II, taking a shit.
And finally, when Genie has just finished singing Friend Like Me to Aladdin, some neon lights pop up very briefly behind him. And yes, they say ‘BREXIT’.
So there you have it, that’s the top 6. Have you found any more? Why not waste what’s left of your terrible life and send them in?