My 4-year-old son, Chunce, doesn’t know anything about politics or politicians. He’s a bloody idiot. So I showed him some pictures of British politicians and asked him what he thought they were called in the hope that it would go viral and I would become famous.
Silly Jolly Poopoohead
The Blue One. Blue…blue poop. Ha ha. Poo-poo.
Slant Man. All his faces are moving.
Mister Zip with the Tiny Tiny Winker
Grandpa Bin. He has no shoes.
Angry Owl who is bullied
The Mean Lady In Sainsburys